lmaonade:

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

junglejim4322:

junglejim4322:

Amazing how I’m a grown adult and I still cannot shake the exact same childhood feeling of thinking im going to “get in trouble”

The amount of people who have told me to get tested for ocd over this post or reassess my chilrhood or some shit is unreal. Put your worries to rest I have diagnosed ocd and my childhood sucked

errorschacha:

Honestly, what Trump needs to do is go get himself a bigger, flashier, even more aggressive cancer to show Biden up.

blemgoid:

autistic but my special interest is masking so nobody knows. i walk into da break room at work, everyone gets a chill up their spine but they cant figure out why

bonesbeetle:

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they let the fucking skull wraith on the mound again. this is such bullshit i hate this league.

itmeansalot:

I know! We can use both sharp and blunt objects to try hurting eachother in different ways

assaultmystic:

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

girljpg:

I will succeed because I’m crazy. 2025 mantra

latinare:

kelpforestdwellers:

kelpforestdwellers:

kelpforestdwellers:

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

everyone who reblogged this has joined me in the eel crevice. its a pretty big crevice

oooo we eelin

merui anguilla esse. in angulo anguillis cum multis. maxillas iterum aperientes iterumque claudentes

omnis qui hoc reprodidit anguillarum in angulo ad me venit. maius est angulum

ioooo anguillimus

slimetony:

slimetony:

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now